goo Ranking looked this time at how to muck up a declaration of love.
goo Rankings asked iBRIDGE’s Research Plus to conduct this survey, where between the 1st and 3rd of June 2015 500 members, 50:50 male and female, of their monitor group completed a private internet-based questionnaire.
I think my own declaration of love went well, although the flowers I gave her died horribly in a far too hot car.
Q: What are the worst ways to declare your love? (Sample size=500)
Rank Percentage 1 Declare your love in a self-penned song 49.0% 2 Get your mother to declare your love for you 40.4% 3 Get the name of the person you are declaring your love to wrong 34.2% 4 Declare your love to the wrong person 33.2% 5 Declare your love as a forfeit 32.8% 6 Even though you are not going out, declare “I want you to have my babies!” 32.6% 7 Get nicked by the police while declaring your love on a drive date 31.8% 8 Keep your target waiting outside for a long time and make them catch a cold waiting for a declaration 26.8% 9 Declare your love as part of a television program 21.4% 10 Declare your love to someone who doesn’t know you 21.2% 11 Send a poem-like love letter to declare your love 20.6% 12 Declare your love on a public big-screen television 20.0% 13 Send a letter declaring your love but it not getting delivered 18.2% 14 Declare your love from the opposite platform but not get heard 17.8% 15 Declare your love with the lines from a film 16.8% 16 See a friend at the location where you declare your love 14.0% 17 Forget to book the restaurant where you plan to declare your love 12.4% 18 Declare your love with disgusting chocolates 9.6% 19 Fluff your lines at an important part of your declaration 6.6% 20 Give them a too-heavy bouquet when you declare your love 5.8%