Beach FAILs
AdvertisementToday is the last day of my summer holidays, and although I didn’t go to the beach – indeed, I’ve never been to the beach in Japan – this survey from goo Ranking into slightly painful to behold women’s actions or behaviours one sees at the beach will perhaps be the last mention of summer on this blog for this year.
Demographics
Between the 7th and 9th of July 2013 1,096 members of the goo Research online monitor group completed a private internet-based questionnaire. 50.5% of the sample were female, 24.4% in their teens, 25.2% in their twenties, 24.8% in their thirties, and 25.6% in their forties; there was no-one older than 49 in this sample. Note that the score in the results refers to the relative number of votes for each option, not a percentage of the total sample.
This rather painfully sad to behold scene came up when I did a Flickr search;
I did think of posting real women, but I’m uncomfortable with the privacy aspect and also with using cheesecake as a hit-gathering technique.
Ranking result
Q: What slightly painful to behold women do you see at the beach? (Sample size=1,096)
Rank Score 1 A sexy swimsuit on an unsexy body 100 2 Untrimmed body hair 69.9 3= Excessively looking this way and that waiting for someone to come to chat her up 54.0 3= Bra padding peeking out of her costume 54.0 5 Too skimpy a swimsuit 51.5 6 Excessively looking this way and that searching for a nice guy to chat up 45.4 7 Even though she’s not fat, saying “I’m embarrassingly fat!” yet strutting around in her swimsuit 40.1 8 Swimsuit and stilettos 38.6 9 Taking excessive selfies of herself in her swimsuit 36.8 10 Saying “I cannot swim!” as an excuse to get all clingy on a guy 31.6 11 Trying to wheedle a freebie out of the male staff at a beach snack bar 30.0 12= Walking with a parasol on the beacj 28.3 12= Folding her arms in order to try to enhance her cleavage 28.3 14 Wearing sunglasses all the time on the beacj 27.0 15 Mascara, hair dye, etc running after contact with seawater 26.1 16 Lying down and begging a guy to rub sun cream on her 25.7 17 Saying “I’m all sunburnt” and showing off her tan lines to a guy 20.6 18 Lying down to tan and losing herself in her own world 20.2 19 To keep her gut hidden, walking along with a tensed stomach 19.5 20 Spending all her time under a parasol to prevent tanning 19.3
