How to spot a dried-up woman in Japan

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An interesting recent ranking survey from goo Ranking looked at the phenomenon of himono-onna, or woman who while young has abandoned love, to quote the dictionary.

Demographics

Over the 23rd and 24th of August 2010 1,127 members of the goo Research online monitor group completed a private internet-based questionnaire. 57.3% of the sample were female, 11.7% in their teens, 16.5% in their twenties, 29.0% in their thirties, 23.2% in their forties, 10.9% in their fifties, and 8.7% aged sixty or older. Note that the score in the results refers to the relative number of votes for each option, not a percentage of the total sample.

Hotaru no Hikaru, a dried-up woman

The picture above is from a recent television drama, Hotaru no Hikari, where the lead character is the said dried-up woman type. The Japanese text says “A dried-up woman is someone who eats straight out of the pan.”

Ranking result

Q: What are the identifying characteristics of a dried-up woman? (Sample size=1,127)

Rank   Score
1 She doesn’t bother with a bra if she’s just popping out somewhere 100
2 She wears a sweatshirt and sweatpants instead of pyjamas 90.8
3 Even when she gets dresses-up her clothes are all wrinkled 76.5
4 Her make-up is a mess 64.3
5 Her kitchen shows no signs of having been used for cooking 60.3
6 She eats food standing up in the kitchen 53.3
7 Her nail polish is always half falling off 50.4
8 She just cannot find what she wants in her handbag 48.9
9 She has a stock of booze at home 46.3
10 Function over form is key for choosing clothes 45.6
11 Her wallet is full of dust 44.1
12 Her wallet is full of receipts 42.6
13 Her computer desktop is all cluttered 41.2
14 She’s got a dirty laugh 40.8
15 Her mobile phone’s all battered from being dropped 38.6
16 She’s slow to reply to email, and only writes short messages 38.2
17 80% of her conversations are about work or hobbies 34.2
18 She always starts off drinking parties with draft beer 33.1
19 Her laugh is hearty 32.4
20 She loves travelling alone 27.2
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2 comments »

  1. bingobangoboy said,
    October 11, 2010 @ 17:49

    #1 is fine with me. #s9, 15, 18 too!

    • LQ said,
      October 12, 2010 @ 04:49

      It makes me sad that a hearty laugh is a bad sign, too. I’ve always hated self-conscious titters and giggles. Bleck. Just laugh naturally!

      Also, of course, only in Japan (and probably Korea, etc.) would it say that her nail polish is coming off rather than “she doesn’t bother with nail polish.” Heh!

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