Getting the hots for the new girl in the office

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A timely survey this is, with a new female graduate joining our team at work from tomorrow. The survey is from goo Ranking, looking at twenty moments when the junior staff of the female persuation give you the hots for them.

Demographics

Between the 23rd and 26th of April 2010 1,187 members of the goo Research online monitor group completed a private internet-base questionnaire. 61.4% of the sample were female, 10.1% in their teens, 17.4% in their twenties, 30.9% in their thirties, 24.9% in their forties, 10.1% in their fifties, and 6.5% aged sixty or older. Note that the score in the results refers to the relative number of votes for each option, not a percentage of the total sample. Only the men in the sample answered this question.

Despite the enticing title of the survey, this is a particularly tame set of results from goo Ranking, especially as there are two types of answers mixed up – the woman leading the man on and the man getting excited by her actions. Number 6 in particular is rather creepy.

Ranking result

Q: What moments does the new girl in the office give you the hots for them? (Sample size=458, male)

Rank   Score
1 When she passed me Valentines chocolates when no-one else is around 100
2 When I’m talking she looks at me with a dreamy gaze 92.0
3= In the train, when she gets tired and sleeps on my shoulder 89.0
3= When she leaves a snack on my desk with a “thanks for your hard work” note attacked 89.0
5 On the way back from visiting a client, she says “We’re like a couple of lovers” 75.0
6 When I see her crying after being shouted at by the boss 72.0
7 When working late into the night she passes me a drink and words of encouragement 70.0
8 When at a social event, she shows an active side that usually isn’t seen 64.0
9 When she pumps her fist with joy on making her first sale at work 62.0
10 On the evening of her first day on assignment when she sends a mail saying “You’re the only person I can rely on” 61.0
11 When she says “Can you take me to a place with a grown-up atmosphere?” 58.0
12 When I see a telephone message she’s taken for me with a cute heart, smiley, etc at the end 56.0
13 When I see her in clothes other than her first work suit 53.0
14 When she first introduces herself with a smile unsullied by the realities of working life 52.0
15 At a work party when she talks with me about the problems with her love life 46.0
16 Before her first presentation when she looks me in the eye and asks me to check it 38.0
17 Unused to parties, when she tries with all her might to do her act 33.0
18 The next morning after working through all the night, when I see her sleeping soundly at her desk 28.0
19 When she gazes longingly at a successful female role model in the office 11.0
20 After radically changing her hairstyle, exclaiming that she wants to change herself 9.0
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