When honesty isn’t the best policy

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Dispose of your ugly children hereHere’s a quicky from goo Ranking, as I only have time tonight for this short translation of a ranking survey into what situations people end up using flattery, for both men and women.

Demographics

Between the 23rd and 25th of March 2009 1,043 members of the goo Research monitor group completed a private online questionnaire. 52.2% of the sample were male, 7.8% in their teens, 17.1% in their twenties, 28.2% in their thirties, 24.8% in their forties, 11.4% in their fifties, and 10.7% aged sixty or older. Note that the score in the results refers to the relative number of votes for each option, not a percentage of the total sample.

I’m terrible at all this social lying, but fortunately my wife usually accepts my straight answer or overlooks my artless fibbing…

Apologies for the photograph but it tickled my fancy despite being not quite relevant to the survey! It was discovered by sticking “ugly child” into flickr, and was uploaded to the service by Theremina.

Ranking results

Q: In what situations do you end up using flattery? (Sample size=544, male)

Rank   Score
1 When looking at photographs of children 100
2 When someone cooks me dinner 80.9
3 When someone changes their hair style 79.0
4 When my boss, senior in the office takes me out to his/her recommended restaurant 68.5
5 When I receive a souvenir 61.7
6 When someone is wearing new clothes 52.5
7 “Does my bum look big in this?” 51.2
8 When I get a birthday, anniversary present 48.8
9 When a friend introduces his new girlfriend 48.8
10 When someone tells me how old they are 47.5

Q: In what situations do you end up using flattery? (Sample size=499, female)

Rank   Score
1 When looking at photographs of children 100
2 When someone changes their hair style 97.4
3 “Does my bum look big in this?” 73.1
4 When someone tells me how old they are 67.0
5 When someone cooks me dinner 63.9
6 When I receive a souvenir 56.8
7 When a friend introduces her new boyfriend 51.5
8 When someone is wearing new clothes 49.3
9 When my boss, senior in the office takes me out to his/her recommended restaurant 48.0
10 When I get a birthday, anniversary present 44.5
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4 comments »

  1. Joe said,
    May 4, 2009 @ 00:39

    wait so, japanese men ask their gf’s if their bum looks big more than the girls ask them?

  2. Michael said,
    May 4, 2009 @ 11:51

    Tecnically speaking, it translates more like ”I am not honest with people when the say they think they’ve gained weight.”

    • Ken Y-N said,
      May 5, 2009 @ 00:07

      Michael, the literal (ie correct) translation was a bit boring, so I thought the “does my bum look big in this?” summed up the usual situation where us guys especially hear such a comment.

  3. moritheil said,
    May 4, 2009 @ 19:26

    Sure it’s relevant! Don’t you remember the 2007 baby hatch fiasco?

    . . . On second thought, it would have been better if it weren’t actually relevant.

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