Popup windows three times scarier than goatse.cx
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The title of this post is me being rather creative (read “outright lying”) regarding the results of Q2, but regardless, this survey conducted by Marsh Inc and reported on by japan.internet.com into internet scariness finds the average Japanese web user quite the tim’rous beastie.
Demographics
Between the 18th and 23rd of March 2009 300 members of the Marsh monitor group completed a private internet-based questionnaire. 50.0% of the sample were female, 20.0% in their twenties, 20.0% in their thirties, 20.0% in their forties, 20.0% in their fifties, and 20.0% aged sixty or older.
If you don’t know what goatse.cx is, think yourself lucky, and do NOT, I repeat NOT, just look it up to see what I am on about! You have been warned.
I personally don’t find the internet scary at all; irritating in places, but not scary.
For reference, in December of 2007 a similar survey was conducted.
Today's pie chart is:
Research results
Q1: Have you ever felt the internet is scary? (Sample size=300)
Yes (to SQ) 77.3% No 22.7% Q1SQ: At what sort of times did you feel the internet was scary? (Sample size=232, multiple answer)
Votes Percentage When lots of popup windows opened 101 43.5% When I got a virus 77 33.2% When I got a bill for something I didn’t remember 60 25.9% When my personal information got leaked 45 19.4% When I saw a scary picture, video 31 13.4% When I got into an argument on a bulletin board, etc 22 9.5% When I got addicted to a game, bulletin board, etc 21 9.1% When there was backbiting on a bulletin board 16 6.9% When friends, family personal information got leaked 13 5.6% When real-life relations broke down over internet issues 10 4.3% Other 24 10.3% No particular time was scary 39 16.8% One of the most common “other” incidents was when spam increased.
Q2: Do you currently think the internet is scary? (Sample size=300)
Yes, really scary 11.7% Yes, scary to some degree 72.7% No, not really scary 14.7% No, not scary at all 1.0% Q3: How scary do you feel the internet is compared to a year ago? (Sample size=300)
Scarier than last year 24.0% As scary as last year 65.7% Less scary than last year 9.7% Didn’t use the internet a year ago 0.7%
Hands obtained from the work-safe Goatse Sticker site.
Never mind the internet, Japanese TV is scary. They’ll take an incredibly rare illness you’ve never heard of before, re-enact the experience of someone who suffered from it, complete with scary music, scary graphics, big scary words in scary fonts plastered all over the screen, and leave you paranoid that YOU ARE INFECTED! This happens daily on prime-time telly. Seriously, I’d rather have the popup windows!
Goatse is not scary. It’s almost like an old, slightly disreputable friend by now, whenever it shows up. “Two girls, one cup” on the other hand…
Janne, yup – I was just thinking of my readers, who might be unfamiliar with the whole shock site idea, so going straight to “two girls” might just be too much for people…