Valentine’s Day received present FAIL!
AdvertisementFollowing up on my look at women’s Valentine gift-giving FAILs, here is goo Ranking again looking at what men were troubled by receiving on Valentine’s Day.
Demographics
Between the 18th and 22nd of December 2008 1,039 members of the goo Research monitor pool completed a private internet-based questionnaire. The reported sex split was exactly 50.00% male and 50.00% female, a figure that one will instantly see is wrong, so for the sake of argument I’ll round it up to 520 females and down to 519 males. 7.6% of the sample were in their teens, 15.6% in their twenties, 28.0% in their thirties, 27.6% in their forties, 10.9% in their fifties, and 10.3% aged sixty or older. Note that the score in the results refers to the relative number of votes for each option, not a percentage of the total sample. Note also this question was for men only, as the day is mainly for women to give stuff to men.
Last year my female boss (I hope she doesn’t read my blog!) gave all the guys in the office a huge bar of Wonka chocolate which was a FAIL on a number of counts – too big, too sweet, and pretty disgusting, quite frankly. Wifey has never had a giving FAIL (I hope she is reading this!) and last year I got a cuddly toy and some Hello Kitty boxers.
Ranking result
Q: What is your Valentine’s Day received present FAIL? (Sample size=519, male)
Rank Score 1 Obligatory chocolates from too many women to count 100 2 Hand-knitted scarf, sweater 77.1 3 Expensive chocolates 66.7 4= Clothes whose style I’m not interested in 60.4 4= Lots of cheap chocolates 60.4 6 Handmade chocolate (too sweet, messy presentation, etc) 56.3 7 Although I don’t like alcohol, liquer chocolates 52.1 8= Loud tie 50.0 8= Cuddly toy 50.0 10 Although I don’t like sweet foods, chocolates 45.8 11 Romantic novel 39.6 12= Underwear 33.3 12= Photograph of the person who gave me chocolates 33.3 12= Huge chocolate 33.3 15= Cologne 29.2 15= Cosmetics 29.2 15= Character (Hello Kitty, Disney, etc) goods 29.2 18 Omamori temple lucky charm 22.9 19= Accessory 20.8 19= Loudly-wrapped chocolate 20.8
#4 styles not interested in, cheap choc’s
#8 cuddly toy ?
#11 Romantic Novel !?
#12 awkward
#15 Cometics ???, Character’s ???
I would say most of those were pretty Epic Fails. lol.