You might be a narcissist if…

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Hair preening in the subway is a combination of actions from the list below that most irritates me, this list being from goo Ranking looking at what actions make one think you might be a narcissist, for both women and men.

Demographics

Between the 18th and 22nd of December 2008 1,039 members of the goo Research monitor pool completed a private internet-based questionnaire. The reported sex split was exactly 50.00% male and 50.00% female, a figure that one will instantly see is wrong, so for the sake of argument I’ll round it up to 520 females and down to 519 males. 7.6% of the sample were in their teens, 15.6% in their twenties, 28.0% in their thirties, 27.6% in their forties, 10.9% in their fifties, and 10.3% aged sixty or older. Note that the score in the results refers to the relative number of votes for each option, not a percentage of the total sample.

I don’t think I suffer from any of the flaws noted below, as I cannot be a narcissist as it is impossible to improve on perfection.

On the other hand, I think my wife scores more than 50%…

Ranking result

Q: What actions that you do make you think “I may very well be a narcissist…”? (Sample size=520, female)

Rank   Score
1 I soon delete any bad photos of myself 100
2 In the subway, I check out only my face in the reflection in the window 71.8
3 When my eyes meet a guy’s I can’t help thinking he’s checking me out 60.6
4 I think the current me is just a provisional figure, and a brighter real me exists 52.1
5 If I cannot fix my hairstyle I cannot settle 50.0
6 I’ve investigated from which angle I look the most cool, beautiful 47.9
7 I’ve got a number at karaoke that I’m outstanding at 34.5
8 I check myself out from every angle in changing room mirrors 33.1
9 I go to public toilets just to check myself in the mirror 30.3
10 I feel celebrities of around the same age are rivals to me 26.8
11 I end up wondering if my boyfriend and I go well together 22.5
12 I’ve recorded and listened to myself at karaoke 21.1
13 I love being mentioned in friends’ blogs, SNS diaries, etc 19.0
14= At every opportunity I ask my boyfriend what parts of me he likes 17.6
14= I like to wear clothes that show off a lot of skin 17.6
16= I’ve gone by myself to puri-kura photo booths 14.1
16= I suspect men asking me the way to somewhere are trying to chat me up 14.1
18 I’ve applied for auditions as a model, etc 11.3
19= I can name more than three celebrities I resemble 10.6
19= I don’t think there is any possibility that I am the reason for breaking up with my boyfriend 10.6

Q: What actions that you do make you think “I may very well be a narcissist…”? (Sample size=519, male)

Rank   Score
1 When my eyes meet a girl’s I can’t help thinking she’s checking me out 100
2 I soon delete any bad photos of myself 73.4
3 I’ve got a number at karaoke that I’m outstanding at 67.2
4 I think the current me is just a provisional figure, and a brighter real me exists 64.1
5 In the subway, I check out only my face in the reflection in the window 51.6
6= I’ve investigated from which angle I look the most cool, beautiful 29.7
6= If I cannot fix my hairstyle I cannot settle 29.7
8 I feel celebrities of around the same age are rivals to me 28.1
9 I go to public toilets just to check myself in the mirror 26.6
10 I end up wondering if my girlfriend and I go well together 21.9
11 I check myself out from every angle in changing room mirrors 20.3
12 I’ve recorded and listened to myself at karaoke 17.2
13 I can name more than three celebrities I resemble 15.6
14 I love being mentioned in friends’ blogs, SNS diaries, etc 17.2
15= I’ve applied for auditions as a model, etc 10.9
15= I’ve gone by myself to puri-kura photo booths 10.9
15= I suspect wommen asking me the way to somewhere are trying to chat me up 10.9
15= I don’t think there is any possibility that I am the reason for breaking up with my girlfriend 10.9
19= Most of the saved photos on my mobile are of myself 9.4
19= I like to wear clothes that show off a lot of skin 9.4
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