Feeling over the hill in Japan

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Here’s a fun topic for a Sunday evening from the masters of silliness, goo Ranking, looking at the moment after one passed 30 years old when one felt one’s age, for both men and women.

Demographics

Bewteen the 22nd and 25th of January 2008 1,126 members of the goo Research monitor panel completed a private internet-based questionnaire. 54.4% of the sample was female, 3.6% in their teens, 15.8% in their twenties, 35.1% in their thirties, 27.3% in their forties, 11.0% in their fifties, and 7.3% aged sixty or older. Presumably those under thirty were excluded from the sample. Note that the score in the results refers to the relative number of votes for each option, not a percentage of the total sample.

I personally don’t really worry about feeling my age; there’s not really anything that can be done about it, and brooding over it just makes me feel depressed. If I had to pick an answer, I’d probably say it’s not being able to stay out, or more likely, stay on the computer until 4 am then recover easily, although I think that is partially age and partially married life…

Ranking results

Q: At what moment after passing thirty did you feel your age? (Sample size=men over thirty)

Rank   Score
1 When I ran out of breath after running for the first time for a long while 100
2 When the number of young celebrities that I didn’t know increased 89.0
3 When I found a white hair 87.3
4 When I started being unable to recall lots of people’s names 77.1
5 When I ran out of breath climbing or descending the stairs 60.2
6= When I put on fat on my back, upper arm, etc 55.9
6= When I felt injuries were slow to heal 55.9
8 When I thought “the kids today…” 53.4
9= When I got muscle pain after simple exercise 51.7
9= When I met a friend of the same age 51.7
9= When I started getting hangovers drinking the usual amount of alcohol 51.7
12 When I felt my parents were showing their age 48.3
13 When my food preferences changed 39.8
14 When I started getting concerned about the results of health checks 37.3
15= When I felt myself becoming tearful 35.6
15= When the amount I ate decreased 35.6
17 When going out at weekends became a bother 34.7
18 When other people called me “old man” 33.1
19 When I started repeating the same conversation many times 28.0
20 When I couldn’t understand young people’s fashion 26.3
21 When I could sing the songs on a Golden Oldies show 23.7
22= When I let out a grunt as I shood up 22.0
22= When I found crow’s feet around my eyes 22.0
24 When I started to think every little ache and pain might be the sign of a major illness 21.2
25 When the number of visits to the hospital increased 20.3
26 When I got interested in health programs or health books 18.6
27 When I started waking up earlier than I thought 17.8
28 When I started wearing sensible clothes, got a sensible hair cut 15.3
29 When my skin stopped repelling water in the shower 9.3
30 When I lied about my age 7.6

Q: At what moment after passing thirty did you feel your age? (Sample size=women over thirty)

Rank   Score
1 When I found a white hair 100
2 When the number of young celebrities that I didn’t know increased 88.2
3 When I ran out of breath after running for the first time for a long while 75.4
4 When I started being unable to recall lots of people’s names 75.4
5 When I put on fat on my back, upper arm, etc 69.2
6 When I felt my parents were showing their age 68.7
7 When I thought “the kids today…” 67.3
8 When I felt injuries were slow to heal 64.0
9 When I ran out of breath climbing or descending the stairs 60.2
10 When I found crow’s feet around my eyes 59.2
11 When I got muscle pain after simple exercise 49.3
12 When going out at weekends became a bother 45.0
13 When I couldn’t understand young people’s fashion 43.1
14= When I could sing the songs on a Golden Oldies show 40.3
14= When my food preferences changed 40.3
16 When I felt myself becoming tearful 37.9
17 When other people called me “old woman” 34.6
18= When I started wearing sensible clothes, got a sensible hair cut 31.8
18= When I met a friend of the same age 31.8
20 When I started getting hangovers drinking the usual amount of alcohol 29.4
21 When I let out a grunt as I shood up 27.0
22 When I started repeating the same conversation many times 26.1
23 When I started to think every little ache and pain might be the sign of a major illness 25.6
24 When the amount I ate decreased 23.2
25 When I started getting concerned about the results of health checks 22.7
26 When I got interested in health programs or health books 19.9
27 When my skin stopped repelling water in the shower 19.4
28 When I lied about my age 15.2
29 When the number of visits to the hospital increased 14.2
30 When I began to want to ask young people how old they were 11.4
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