Hell’s Grannies
AdvertisementIf you’ve ever lived in the Kansai area of Japan, you’ll surely have heard of the reputation of Osaka old ladies for their distinctive characteristics such as… Well, let’s just see what comes to mind when the Japanese think of Osaka grannies in this fun survey from goo Ranking. The fieldwork was done between the 19th and 21st of June 2007 amongst people from all over Japan.
KANJANI8 (or 関ジャニ∞ to use their Japanese name) sing a song “Osaka Obachan (old lady/granny) Rock” that can be viewed here, assuming it doesn’t get pulled due to copyright violations:
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=9h8T7Ec___o
Ranking results
Q: What characteristic comes to mind when thinking about Osaka old ladies?
Rank Characteristic Score 1 Loud voice 100 2 Powerful, strong shoving 93.0 3 Always haggling 79.9 4 Like loud clothes 73.4 5 Don’t listen to others talk, always talking about themselves 72.1 6 Leopard-skin print clothes 72.1 7 Always get freebies 71.1 8 Often laughing 58.8 9 Witty retorts, more entertaining than people on the telly 54.2 10 Full of energy 53.2 11 Always grab empty seats 53.0 12 Great at complaining about goods, services 44.2 13 Thick make-up 43.8 14 Don’t fall for “It’s Me” (Ore-Ore) frauds 42.8 15 Always frank about everything 39.7 16 Carry sweets with them 38.1 17 Always ask for more free tissues 36.6 18 Punch perm, crew cut 32.8 19 Overbearing wives 31.9 20 Tenacious 31.7