The Upcoming Great Enoki Famine of Heisei 19?
AdvertisementNot having learnt their lesson from the recent natto scandal, another television station broadcast information about the newest wonder food tonight, with even my wife, who has had her confidence greatly shaken by the Aruaru Daijiten fiasco, immediately reached for her mobile phone to add it to our shopping list for tomorrow.
This miracle food is the humble enoki mushroom (can’t stand them myself, though!), and to enjoy the full benefits of its astonishing power, take one plastic pack of said fungus, rip it open, stick your nose in and inhale deeply, and in an instant you will be overwhelmed by…
…the smell of strawberries. Yes, Trivia no Izumi’s back, with other stunning revelations such as a top-class Yabusama – horseback archer – found a Kyotei speedboat the most pleasing modern ride to shoot arrows from, beating off competition from other modes of transport such as a roller coaster and an escalator.